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1.Nipple Nipple dont be far,



can I press u in my car.



Up above the chest so high,



always milky never dry.



Let me suck you,



dont feel shy.



2.Baa Baa black dick



have you any sperm?



Yes mam, yes mam two balls full,



None for my gal frnd n none for



my ex but all for the horny girl



reading this text !!

3. I want to suck you... lick you...



wanna move my tongue all over you...



wanna feel you in my mouth...yep,



that's how u...eat an ice cream!

4. Sex is like programing,



One mistake, and YOU WILL



HAVE TO SUPPORT IT FOR



THE REST OF YOUR LIFE…

5. A good friend is just like



the "BRAZIER"of a girl,



which is comfortable,



supportive,that holds u tight,



and prevents u from falling



n always close to your heart



6. In which place men & women



both have CURLY HAIR..?

Oh god!!!

ur thinking is so vulgur....

its in AFRICA....

7. What is the smallest hotel in the world ?



VAGINA INN



Bcoz it can accommodate only one standing



Member with his luggage hanging outside

8. Similarity





wats da similarity b/w a



lady and a chewing gum?





A: Both r sweet and tight



in the beginning but become



tasteless and shapeless later.

9. i have hair on my base



i am six inches long



when i go inside &



outside white foam comes.



Guss who am i ??





U dirty mind i am TOOTH BRUSH

10. Why Gynecologist is the best profession.





Where else you can tell a woman



to get naked, Feel her Breast,



Finger her Pussy and let her



husband pay for doing it.

11. Q: What is the secret of long life?





A: Morning 2 eggs, evening 2 pegs and night 2 legs!



12. Sex is like a restaurant.





sometimes u get full satisfactory n



service, and sometimes you have to



b satisfied with self-service!